This is the picture i got when I google "awkward" i think it fits quite well...
Awkwardness of the day...
Number one....True story.
At farmers market today, i was a working..and pouring wine. Some lady started waving like crazy at me and i'm like..weird..but ok. I start waving back at her, keep in mind i have customers. She keeps waving so i wave harder and start smiling as she gets closer she gives me the weirdest look and walks right past my booth to her friend behind me on a bike...awkward for all involved including my customers.
Awkward story number two...the band playing today at the market sounded wailing cats...
Awkward story number 3..I'm unloading my wine after a LONG day at the market it's around 815. Winery closes at 6. A man strolls in startling me and is a traveling musician who wants to taste wine and also wants to play at some of our events...i inform him that we are closed (inwardly kicking myself for not locking the door) he says that he wants to try wine..i say no deal we are closed. He keeps trying to sample wine (?) and is being kind of creepy...i am here alone and it's night time. He finally stomps out...awkward and scary. Over and out.
Awkwardness of the day...
Number one....True story.
At farmers market today, i was a working..and pouring wine. Some lady started waving like crazy at me and i'm like..weird..but ok. I start waving back at her, keep in mind i have customers. She keeps waving so i wave harder and start smiling as she gets closer she gives me the weirdest look and walks right past my booth to her friend behind me on a bike...awkward for all involved including my customers.
Awkward story number two...the band playing today at the market sounded wailing cats...
Awkward story number 3..I'm unloading my wine after a LONG day at the market it's around 815. Winery closes at 6. A man strolls in startling me and is a traveling musician who wants to taste wine and also wants to play at some of our events...i inform him that we are closed (inwardly kicking myself for not locking the door) he says that he wants to try wine..i say no deal we are closed. He keeps trying to sample wine (?) and is being kind of creepy...i am here alone and it's night time. He finally stomps out...awkward and scary. Over and out.
::snicker::
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