Hello my faithful blog followers..i have been a bit remiss about awkward blog lately. I apologize for that...Here is a classic awkward blog for you....
I work a farmers market every Wednesday in Sellwood. I work right next to the NICEST lady named Harriet. Harriet sells lamb meat, lamb skins, wool and other lamb products at the market. A small child wanders up to her booth one day, leans on table and says matter of factly..."So do you just have a bunch of dead lambs laying out in your fields?" Harriet is kind of flustered and answers no, we have live lambs too.. the child is like.." Oh, so live and dead lambs?" Harriet gets awkward. The mother comes over, and tried to get the child to walk away...child responds "No I'm fine here.." Harriet sighs and Harriet and child stare at each other...Awkward day at the market:)
I work a farmers market every Wednesday in Sellwood. I work right next to the NICEST lady named Harriet. Harriet sells lamb meat, lamb skins, wool and other lamb products at the market. A small child wanders up to her booth one day, leans on table and says matter of factly..."So do you just have a bunch of dead lambs laying out in your fields?" Harriet is kind of flustered and answers no, we have live lambs too.. the child is like.." Oh, so live and dead lambs?" Harriet gets awkward. The mother comes over, and tried to get the child to walk away...child responds "No I'm fine here.." Harriet sighs and Harriet and child stare at each other...Awkward day at the market:)
I love this picture!!!!! It's so something that would be hanging on your families wall. haha.
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Live & dead lambs in the field! Poor little city kid. ;)
ReplyDeleteOMG that could've been me. I apparently sat down in the supermarket aisle and bawled after my mom answered my "What's veal?" question with "baby cows".
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