Hello my awkward readers..i have vowed to update my awkward blog more often than i have been..i am sorry to have been remiss. Many awkward things have happened to me, let me share some.
I have been intentionally stalked by meat products. Being a vegetarian you can see how troubling this is. I have unknowingly eaten bacon, taco meat, and roast meat as well as some turkey meat. You ask yourself, how did you unknowingly eat all these things? Can you not see them? This is the mystery of Mollie and the Meat Stalkings...
Because it has been so long, i will tantalize you with another awkward encounter.
Had a couple at the winery who insisted on awkwardly sitting close together right at the bar and touching each other while doing a wine flight. As the flight continues, the sexual comments keep coming between the two of them and the touching continues..apparently the nice wine tasting room associate is encouraged to be a part of their dirty talk? Not so..as the wine tasting room associate tries to escape to the back room to do "inventory" said couple asks a question drawing the tasting room associate back over to their "love play at the wine bar". This continues for approximately 45 minutes...finally they left after tipping me .75 cents..the expression on my face was nothing short of awkward...
I have been intentionally stalked by meat products. Being a vegetarian you can see how troubling this is. I have unknowingly eaten bacon, taco meat, and roast meat as well as some turkey meat. You ask yourself, how did you unknowingly eat all these things? Can you not see them? This is the mystery of Mollie and the Meat Stalkings...
Because it has been so long, i will tantalize you with another awkward encounter.
Had a couple at the winery who insisted on awkwardly sitting close together right at the bar and touching each other while doing a wine flight. As the flight continues, the sexual comments keep coming between the two of them and the touching continues..apparently the nice wine tasting room associate is encouraged to be a part of their dirty talk? Not so..as the wine tasting room associate tries to escape to the back room to do "inventory" said couple asks a question drawing the tasting room associate back over to their "love play at the wine bar". This continues for approximately 45 minutes...finally they left after tipping me .75 cents..the expression on my face was nothing short of awkward...
I'm surprised you didn't join in, not in the touching ofcourse...
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